The sentencing of the felonious president is delayed indefinitely, and seemingly infinitely. The 34 convictions may well be tossed as well, as I suspect the prosecutors and judge are living in terror of payback. Gutless. They should have the courage to do their job. But I guess who can have faith t...

Benjamin Grimm wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2024 2:53 pm Yeah, and frankly, I don't see what a GM would do, other then run out to pick up David Stearns' lunch orders.

George Costanza knows where you can get a good calzone.

We need a choice of 'All of the above'.

Boy, there have been a lot of dipshits running this team.

I'd like him but he'll be very expensive and has a recent injury history.

Only if they throw Ketel Marte into the deal.

Only one of these is a first-timer, and yes it's Ichiro.

Pass. This has the makings of a classic overpay.

I realized something pretty profound, at least to me personally, in the aftermath of this election. I have a job where I am at a computer that's online all day and while my work is challenging and time consuming, it does also afford me plenty of opportunities to read the news (or do word puzzles, o...

Heavy turnout in Philly, a two hour wait to vote at Temple, and a majority are women. Suck it, Donald.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to “a situation of utmost urgency,” President Biden released the nation’s Strategic Alcohol Reserve just hours before Election Night. Immediately following the announcement, the price of vodka dipped below three dollars a gallon and Biden’s approval rating...

She'll win and it won't be as close as the polls say.

I'll be completely out of pocket until after the polls close in California, so that'll be interesting.

Well, that's a very specific Iowa poll. Iowa hasn't been polled much since it's not a swing state. But in June in the same poll, Trump was beating Biden by 18 points.

Kamala on SNL tonight. Goodie.

Iowa went hard Christian right in the last decade or two. It's one of the whitest places in America, a place where Trump's white grievance has found fertile ground. If it really goes to Kamala, that's an earthquake. Trump won it by 9 against Hillary and 7 against Biden.

I dare you not to get just a little bit choked up.

I think they were trying to convey the message that your vote is private, but didn't realize how bad it sounded. Like I said, you had a choice of messages and I chose another one. 500 Pennsylvania voters will be grateful I did.

Final Des Moines Register poll shows Harris leading Trump 47-44 in Iowa. Let's just say if she wins Iowa it'll be an early night......

I wrote 500 postcards for them. That was one of the message choices but I didn't use it because I thought it was too creepy. I said, ' Thanks for being a voter! Please remind your friends and family to vote in the Tuesday, Nov 5th election!' I know because I wrote it 500 times and it's burned into m...

This is abuser talk. And women can recognize it. Donald Trump took his frequent habit of describing himself as a “protector” of women further on Wednesday night in Wisconsin, when he declared he would protect them “whether the women like it or not” if he wins a second term in the White House. “I sai...

Forget the betting odds, they're being manipulated.

Trump is doing everything he can to piss off women. And pissed-off women will decide this race.

The Dems can brag all they want about the overwhelming number of Election Law cases they've been winning in the courts so far in this election cycle. But they don't have such a hot record among cases that SCOTUS has decided. Supreme Court Allows Virginia to Purge Possibly Ineligible Voters for Now ...

Dodgers beat the Mets in 6. They beat the Yanx in 5.

And the Mets didn't have a horrible choke job anywhere along the way.

OMFG , Long Island? Staten Island ? NJ? My guess is SI: in 2016 no county in NY State went harder for Trump than Richmond County, and in the most recent mayoral election 2/3 of SI residents voted for Curtis Sliwa. It's a whole nother world out there. Same in South Jersey, Ocean county I'm not convi...

I think one of the differences with the new regime is that it is willing to move on from players when it stopped working. The old regime, I suspect, would have stuck with the Joey Wendells and Adrian Housers all year. I don't think that's luck, but rather good general managing. This is exactly righ...

Some guys had split seasons. McNeil was horrible at the start, was good at the end. Lindor was awful for 6 weeks, then was all-world. JD Martinez was great for about 6 weeks, then tanked. The pitching in general was bad for two months, then straightened out. And that's a big reason why they went fro...