So learned Christian Yelich, and so learned Miguel Cabrera, and so learned a long litany of terrific players before them, seemingly dating back to the dawn of the organization.
You, Luis Arraez, 27-year-old two time batting champ, with a .324 lifetime batting average and a beautiful, resplendent, Samoan head of hair, despite being Venezuelan, that reality has now come knocking upon your door. You are now a San Diego Padre. Please clear all of your excellence out of your locker and leave quietly.