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[Edgy MD]

Rob McIlheny wants you to see the Mets in London, and his team totally doesn't sound anything like Rectum.

[Lefty Specialist]

Coors train derails, devastating hot dog stand, killing dozens and injuring hundreds.

[MFS62]

Flo isn't the manager.
Later

[Lefty Specialist]

Al Roker, scheming dirtbag weatherman.

[Edgy MD]

Willem Defoe is concerned that he might be evil.

[Fman99]

Johnny Depp plays guitar like a ten year old

[MFS62]

Having Diabetes makes you want to dance.
Later

[ashie62]

Gary Busey for Harley Davidson

[Fman99]

Really butchy lady in a vest wishes she was a stock broker

[Frayed Knot]

Guy goes to a Nissan sales event, winds up buying a Nissan, and yet calls it a "crazy story".
Also, it sounds like he got played by the salesman. "They're going fast" ... Shit man, that's the oldest line in the book.

[Edgy MD]

Tiki Barber thinks a LOT about my junk.

[MFS62]

Targaryen girl knows about Verizon.
Later

[whippoorwill]

Retired folks smile all the livelong day

[MFS62]

People who walk near water get unusual diseases.*

Later

* = that fits multiple medicine ads.

[MFS62]

Subaru owners are so stupid they can't recognize a cow.
Later

[Frayed Knot]

So this 'RESCUE: High Surf' show that FOX is pimping ...
My guess is that these Oahu-North Shore life guards are going to save the lives of two to three per episode while the real ones get maybe one or two per month at most.

[MFS62]

So this 'RESCUE: High Surf' show that FOX is pimping ...
My guess is that these Oahu-North Shore life guards are going to save the lives of two to three per episode while the real ones get maybe one or two per month at most.

People who walk near water get diseases(see my post above).
People who dive into the water near Oahu-north get into trouble.
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