Reyes is a native of Elizabeth, NJ, but smartly became an MLB draft dodger, moving to the Dominican Republic as a teenager in order to sign as a free agent. I encourage any and all amateur players to do likewise. Now at 30 and three years removed from his last professional pitch, he's about as wild as a wildcard gets.

ON EDIT: Manny Gómez of NJ Advanced Media sez this is all a crock, and no deal has been agreed upon.
So hostile, Manny! I guess ... stand by for further updates!