What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Harrison Bader
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:53 pm
I've heard it since my schoolboy days at Horace Mann. They nicknamed me "Master." Yeah, very funny assholes. So mature! But others call me "The Mover." The Yankees got me in order to move Aaron Judge out of centerfield, and that worked out until they realized I wasn't looking like I was in any hurry to hit. So they traded me to the Reds down the stretch, because the Reds wanted to move TJ Friedl out of center, and that worked out, but I really didn't hit with the Reds. So not so much.
And now I'm here. I'm Harrison Bader and the fact is that I'm 30 and I sorta haven't hit since I was 27. I'm still in the big leagues, because I keep catching flies. So you can call me "Spider," because somebody has to catch those flies.
Two straight years without hitting is getting old, but you probably owe me a big thank you, since the lion's share of that time not hitting has been me not hitting for the Yankees. And besides, only you know what's gonna happen in year three. ONLY YOU!!
And now I'm here. I'm Harrison Bader and the fact is that I'm 30 and I sorta haven't hit since I was 27. I'm still in the big leagues, because I keep catching flies. So you can call me "Spider," because somebody has to catch those flies.
Two straight years without hitting is getting old, but you probably owe me a big thank you, since the lion's share of that time not hitting has been me not hitting for the Yankees. And besides, only you know what's gonna happen in year three. ONLY YOU!!