Hank²!!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2024 10:02 am
Meet the Mets' newest minor league free agent!
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Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2024 10:50 am
Hahaha love the thread title
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2024 11:33 am
I think it should be Hank ll instead of Hank², no?
Hank squared = Hank. (1 X 1= !)
Hank squared = Hank. (1 X 1= !)
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2024 12:26 pm
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2024 12:37 pm
Of course it makes no sense, it's nonsensical.
In the meantime, we need someone to IGT-up in the next 1:03 mins...
In the meantime, we need someone to IGT-up in the next 1:03 mins...
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2024 10:08 pm
He's Hen-er-y the Second he is
Hen-er-y the Second he is he is
He was property of the Padres before
but he allowed too many runs to score
So then the Mets signed old Hen-er-y (Hen-er-y)
Assigning him to Bingo if they can.
He's the one named twice called Hen-er-y
Hen-er-y times two is the man, the man
Henry times two is our plan
Hen-er-y the Second he is he is
He was property of the Padres before
but he allowed too many runs to score
So then the Mets signed old Hen-er-y (Hen-er-y)
Assigning him to Bingo if they can.
He's the one named twice called Hen-er-y
Hen-er-y times two is the man, the man
Henry times two is our plan
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2024 10:22 pm
It's been too long without parodies.
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Mon May 20, 2024 8:07 pm
Best Comp: Billy Williams or Bob Robertson?
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 2:02 pm
Closest comps are unfortunately reported to be Duran Duran and Sirhan Sirhan.
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 4:15 pm
There's currently a Jose Jose in the Mexican League who has been around forever, having also played in the D-Backs and Marlins systems.
https://www.baseball-reference.com/regi ... se--001jos
https://www.baseball-reference.com/regi ... se--001jos
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 5:36 pm
He's the man who thought he was a woman, right?
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 6:30 pm
Hot Hank² news has arrived! After only a single (perfect) inning for St. Lucie, HH has been promoted to Brookyn!
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 7:06 pm
You're Hanking my chain
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 8:07 pm
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 8:23 pm
I say we trade this guy for Jennry Jennry
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 9:22 pm
The actress who played Gene Wilder's girlfriend in Bonnie and Clyde is named Evans Evans.
Re: Hank²!!
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2024 6:49 pm
An exponential amount of bad news today, as Hank² was one of 11 (further) minor-eaguers cut loose like a whole load of deuces.