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One Sentence Ads

Posted: Wed May 29, 2024 6:18 pm
by Edgy MD
Rob McIlheny wants you to see the Mets in London, and his team totally doesn't sound anything like Rectum.

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2024 7:59 pm
by Lefty Specialist
Coors train derails, devastating hot dog stand, killing dozens and injuring hundreds.

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 8:38 am
by MFS62
Flo isn't the manager.
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Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 9:06 pm
by Lefty Specialist
Al Roker, scheming dirtbag weatherman.

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 7:19 pm
by Edgy MD
Willem Defoe is concerned that he might be evil.

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 7:50 pm
by Fman99
Johnny Depp plays guitar like a ten year old

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 7:54 pm
by MFS62
Having Diabetes makes you want to dance.
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Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 7:54 pm
by ashie62
Gary Busey for Harley Davidson

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:11 pm
by Fman99
Really butchy lady in a vest wishes she was a stock broker

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 3:11 pm
by Frayed Knot
Guy goes to a Nissan sales event, winds up buying a Nissan, and yet calls it a "crazy story".
Also, it sounds like he got played by the salesman. "They're going fast" ... Shit man, that's the oldest line in the book.

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 7:28 pm
by Edgy MD
Tiki Barber thinks a LOT about my junk.

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 12:23 pm
by MFS62
Targaryen girl knows about Verizon.
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Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 2:13 pm
by whippoorwill
Retired folks smile all the livelong day

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 2:19 pm
by MFS62
People who walk near water get unusual diseases.*

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* = that fits multiple medicine ads.

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2024 8:46 am
by MFS62
Subaru owners are so stupid they can't recognize a cow.
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Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2024 11:11 pm
by Frayed Knot
So this 'RESCUE: High Surf' show that FOX is pimping ...
My guess is that these Oahu-North Shore life guards are going to save the lives of two to three per episode while the real ones get maybe one or two per month at most.

Re: One Sentence Ads

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 12:41 pm
by MFS62
Frayed Knot wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2024 11:11 pm So this 'RESCUE: High Surf' show that FOX is pimping ...
My guess is that these Oahu-North Shore life guards are going to save the lives of two to three per episode while the real ones get maybe one or two per month at most.
People who walk near water get diseases(see my post above).
People who dive into the water near Oahu-north get into trouble.
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