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Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 10:47 am
by kcmets
Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 9:06 am
Edgy MD wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2024 10:22 pm J.D. carried the team when the baton was in his hand. Maybe it's somebody else's turn. But he got a walk and a sacrifice fly tonight, and tattooed the ball in the ninth.

I'm more concerned about Alonso. I don't see the bat speed, and I don't see him capitalizing on balls left over the plate.
I was about to start the "Alonso Sucks" thread. He looks positively awful out there
metirish wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 10:26 am Man, he's tighter than a ducks arse up there , watching that $$ dwindle away will.do that I would guess

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:03 am
by MFS62
An old baseball adage I remember was "power hitters are streak hitters".
Problem is, his hot streaks are getting farther apart.

Later

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:09 am
by kcmets
I've always found the phrase 'tighter than a ducks ass' amusing.
I mean, wtf. Are duck asses tighter than a goose ass? A swan ass?
I wonder what the origin is and who did the initial leg work.

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:41 am
by MFS62
kcmets wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:09 am I wonder what the origin is and who did the initial leg work.
Channeling Paul Lynde, "Someone who was very lonely."

Later

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:54 am
by Frayed Knot
Lowest OPS of his career ... by a lot: 770, previous low in a full season was 821 last year. Career avg 2019-2023 = 870
Overall his BA is 14 points below his career [.238 vs .251] and his OBA down 22 pts [.320 vs .342]
But the slugging is where things are really taking a hit: .450 SlgA vs his career .528
19 HRs (12 of them in Apr & May) on pace for 32. Previous low in a full season is 37 (2021)

Now 30+ bombs still makes him a slugger -- Isolated Power = .190 vs the MLB norm of .154 -- just not an elite one
and not what he had been prior to this year: 277

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 12:03 pm
by TheNextMetsManager
fire Eric Chavez probably

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 1:12 pm
by whippoorwill
MFS62 wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:41 am
kcmets wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:09 am I wonder what the origin is and who did the initial leg work.
Channeling Paul Lynde, "Someone who was very lonely."

Later
Paul Lynde was a gas

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 1:27 pm
by Edgy MD
Frayed Knot wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:54 am Lowest OPS of his career ... by a lot: 770, previous low in a full season was 821 last year. Career avg 2019-2023 = 870
Overall his BA is 14 points below his career [.238 vs .251] and his OBA down 22 pts [.320 vs .342]
But the slugging is where things are really taking a hit: .450 SlgA vs his career .528
19 HRs (12 of them in Apr & May) on pace for 32. Previous low in a full season is 37 (2021)

Now 30+ bombs still makes him a slugger -- Isolated Power = .190 vs the MLB norm of .154 -- just not an elite one
and not what he had been prior to this year: 277
You left out the part where he's tighter than a duck's ass.

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 2:43 pm
by metirish
kcmets wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:09 am I've always found the phrase 'tighter than a ducks ass' amusing.
I mean, wtf. Are duck asses tighter than a goose ass? A swan ass?
I wonder what the origin is and who did the initial leg work.


Back home we would call someone that is cheap tighter than a ducks arse

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 3:30 pm
by kcmets
whippoorwill wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 1:12 pm Paul Lynde was a gas
And a fan of tight ass!

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 4:30 pm
by Edgy MD
Among other things, Pete's been afflicted with what Keith would call a serious case of Archie Bell & the Drells.

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 6:46 pm
by kcmets
Lotta fun. Sorta.

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 6:49 pm
by Edgy MD
Mallard Butt scored the only run of today's game!

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 7:09 pm
by Frayed Knot
After getting the game's only XBH!

Re: Alonso (aka Petey, Polar Bear, Alonsoboom) Sucks Thread - 2024

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 7:10 pm
by kcmets
kcmets wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 6:46 pm Lotta fun. Sorta.
This was supposed to be in the IGT, my posting skillz are diminishing.