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1) Always patience with the rich and mighty. They didn't get where they are through impulse nor thoughtlessness.
2) Never give in to greed. Be grateful for what you have already achieved, and pursue further gains with modesty and humility.
3) Treat wins and losses as equals, Never too high from one, nor too low from the other. Both have already happened.
4) Enjoy the moment. That is all you have, besides the frauds memory and aspiration.
5) Stop yelling at the TV set.

6) Be gay every day, tomorrow you may not awake.

Are you saying that tomorrow I should wake up gay?

kcmets wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2024 11:11 am 6) Be gay every day, tomorrow you may not awake.

Clean shaven or not. (You gave us a scare, pod'nuh)

Later

Gay - lighthearted and carefree

Wear sunscreen.

Don't write your team off...even when your best pitcher is sidelined by major injury in spring training, they start off with 5 horrible losses and are 11 games under .500 in June.

G-Fafif wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2024 11:20 amWear sunscreen.

Right! When you drag a razor over your head you're not
just removing hair but several layers of epidermis as well.
Did youse guys know that skin is an organ?

This thread is going to be huge. Huge, I tell you.

7) ______________________

I can see that we're in a between-series doldrums.

7, Rotate your tires.

Lefty Specialist wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2024 11:39 am 7, Rotate your tires.

7a) And inflated to the recommended PSI.

When you greet a stranger, look at her hands

Always wipe, and stay off the pipe.

I'm still going to yell at the TV screen.

Your wife is going to become like her mother.
Later

I will not open this thread again

Don't use an avatar of Tom Seaver in FUCKING CINCINNATI REDS RED.

Do your laundry

And anyone who ever played a part wouldn't turn around and hate it.

Also, work the problem. Don't make things worse by guessing.

Run a welfare check on Brian Ostrosser. He's old and his skin is cold. Ostrosser.

Trust the Mets bullpen.
And floss.

Edgy MD wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2024 1:12 pm Also, work the problem. Don't make things worse by guessing.

Thank you, Mr. Krantz

Another important lesson leaned is that a Shaolin monk does not sell himself for a handful of rice.

I've yet to google and learn what a Shaolin monk is.
I will, in the off-season.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, without a carrot
between your smiling teeth...