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by Edgy MD » Mon Mar 03, 2025 2:16 pm
Exciting Footfacts and Other Observations!
1) Screenwriter Dean Pitchford clearly threw his muscle around, as every song on the soundtrack album is listed as co-written by him. It strains all credulity to imagine Pitchy shuttling from a writing session with Jim Steinman to another with Cameo and a third with Kenny Loggins and onward, and it is more likely true that Dean the Machine demanded a writing credit as a kickback from artists in order to include them on the soundtrack and the soundtrack album release.
From the artists'/composers' perspectives, at least they got some $$ in exchange for their souls, as the soundtrack album came out before the film, sold a ton, and included seven (SEVEN!) hit singles.
2) Director Herbert Ross had a bunch of hits behind him in the 1970s, but was coming off a big-budget bomb with Pennies from Heaven. He turned down this stupid-sounding script, at which point producers turned to Night Shift director Ron Howard. Opey decided to go to work with Disney to work on Splash instead, and Michael Cimino was given the reins. Cimino was coming off his own big-budget disaster with Heaven’s Gate, and producers grew gun shy when he asked for an extra $250,000 after only a month of shooting, and so they fired him and went back to Ross.
The moral of the story is that you shouldn’t make films with “Heaven“ in the title (or about Harlem, for that matter)
3) Kevin Baconage's character Ren is supposed to be from Chicago, but he inexplicably gets pretty New York-accented in the second half of the movie.
4) This is a great town for an aspiring gymnast, as there is always a cylindrical six-foot bar suspended about nine feet off the ground when you need a makeshift horizontal bar.
5) This town is so hicktastic that they have a ban on dancing, but somehow, they have a high school gymnastics team. And despite no actual bad behavior being pinned to him, Ren’s reputation sinks so low so quickly that he manages to get blackballed off of that gymnastics squad, despite his aforementioned aptitude with horizontal bars. And the tough guys lord his gymnastics ostracization over him. There is no evidence of a football team, but the alpha males somehow gay-shame newcomer guys by NOT ALLOWING them on the gymnastics team?
Is this movie set in Romania?
6) Young Sarah Jessica Parker escapes from the middle of her run of suburban Jewish teen characters to play the sidekick here, but manages to still bring the surprisingly huge volume of hair and nasally busybodiness that were her juvenile calling cards.
7) Kevin Bacon filmed the role of a suck-up college freshman in Animal House in 1979, and a wayward young adult in Diner in 1981, but shooting this film, presumably in 1983, he’s suddenly a 25-year-old high-schooler.
8) I may have missed something or somebody, but I think this film managed to go end to end without a single person of color appearing. Cameo and Deniece Williams bring it on the soundtrack, but the cinematographer colored all of the faces with a single crayon.
9) Say what you will about naming the hero “Ren“ and his love interest “Ariel.“ But the genial-and-solid-if-slow-and-shy hick sidekick is named “Willard Hewitt“ and the BMOC bully is named “Chuck Cranston,“ and I say that is some good name-makin’.
10) You know how teenagers do something bold and reckless and stupid but somehow kinda win respect from their peers in movies? Like in The Program when Craig Sheffer’s character lies down on the dotted line in the road? Or when Christian Slater skateboards underneath a tractor-trailer at full speed in Gleaming the Cube? And then reports start coming out about real-world teenagers imitating this behavior to their regret? I am willing to bet that there was no uptick in teenagers playing Tractor Chicken following this movie’s huge box office success.
TRACTOR CHICKEN!
Got my hair cut correct like Anthony Mason