xIGx2, 2024-03-24, WAS@NYM, NYM@MIA

[Edgy MD]

The Mets fighting the evil elite forces of Miami and Washington, DC at the same time!!

Just went up 2-0 on the Nats as Brett Baty did something with the bases loaded. The Marlins game seems delayed or something.

There it is. Mets down 1-0.

[Edgy MD]

Most of the A-team is at home against the Nats.

[Edgy MD]

Narváez ties up game two by driving home Zach Short.

Marlins have a radio announcer who is describing the action as if she's never seen baseball before.

[Edgy MD]

I Am a DJ Stewart I Am What I Say just ripped one off of the wall against Patrick Corbin. Lefty-on-lefty violence is ruining our country!

The Nats don't look good.

[Edgy MD]

After a hard-won lefty-on-lefty walk by Brett Baty, Tyrone Taylor singles Stewart home.

TT has two of the three Mets RBI this afternoon.

[Edgy MD]

Edwin Diaz warming up in the bullpen.

[Edgy MD]

And Starling Marte just easily beat out a bunt single!

Miami, on the other hand, up 3-0 on the BetaMets.

Now Starling steals!

[Edgy MD]

And Brett Baty drives him home going opposite field against a tough lefty.

[Edgy MD]

Bases-loaded hit by Nimmo against the same tough lefty makes six to one.

[Edgy MD]

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I'm into Stanley Conseguera

[Edgy MD]

You don't want to sleep on Consuegra. Two-run dubble ripped down the line with authority

Mets up 10-1 at home but down 5-1 on the road. Time to institute the rule where one half of the squad gets to loan runs to the other half.

[MFS62]

Impressive 12 pitch at bat and then Consuegra doubled home two runs on the 13th pitch.

Later

[Edgy MD]

The Natz win over the BetaMets is a 5-1 final.

Two-more hits for Z. Short.