Twenty-One Prediction Fun: Dominic Smith

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Twenty-One Prediction Fun: Dominic Smith

Post by Edgy MD » Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:46 am

Among all the disappointments of the unexpected delay to the start of the 2021 season, I think we all can agree that delaying answers on the question of how good my bat is may be the most painful.

I'm Dom Smith, and yeah, that's hyperbole, but my slump-resistant 2020 must've really told you something. I'm the goods. I use all fields and hit line drives as naturally as big flies. Launch angle, my butt. My ample, prosperous butt.

So get checked for sleep apnea. Diagnosis and treatment might help you too turn from a sluggish, doughy, slump-prone shlub into a fully engaged, relatable, athletic hit machine!

And then people will be trying to predict your upcoming baseball season. For now, predict mine! And come join me in SMITHTOWN!

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Re: Twenty-One Prediction Fun: Dominic Smith

Post by MFS62 » Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:07 am

.330/ .385/ .560
He can stroke.

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Re: Twenty-One Prediction Fun: Dominic Smith

Post by Fman99 » Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:13 am

Yah I predict he rakes all year and shusshes the naysayers. No nay saying on his watch! Hits .305 with 22 HRs and passable enough glove work in LF when not spelling the Piss Missile at 1B.
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Post by Lefty Specialist » Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:17 pm

Breaks out for real. 28/97/ .320.
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Re: Twenty-One Prediction Fun: Dominic Smith

Post by Johnny Lunchbucket » Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:19 am

21-75 301/401/487
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