Twenty-One Prediction Fun: J.D. Davis
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 6:21 pm
Hey, do you have a lefty that needs to be battered? Because I do that sort of thing. I can treat righties pretty harshly too.
But after looking like Brodie V.W.'s best idea in 2019, I did some falling off in 2020. Frankly, all of our righthanded bats fell off. I still don't know what that was about, but it happened, and part of the runoff of that is that old J.D. has lost a little bit of his luster. Folks be talking like I'm expendable.
Maybe I am. But I play four positions, and though I'm not particularly known to play any of them particularly well (particularly), the tools are there. I'm also told I pitch, but I haven't seen myself do that yet. (So let me know if you see that happen.)
So yeah, I've heard the rumors. As soon as Carrasco gets an owie or Loup gets the croup, I'm the "expendable guy" that gets tossed into the trade mill. But let me ask you something? With our starting outfield all lefthanders, our seccondbaseman a lefthander, and our utility infielder a lefthander, don't you think I'm a good guy to keep around? I think you do, but you don't want to admit it. And I say that I'm still the starting thirdbaseman on opening day, and I still intend to be the starting thirdbaseman when the playoffs open.
But words are cheap. At least my words are. My job is to speak with my bat, my glove, my arm, and my spikes. But you get to use words. Please use them and tell me how great my 2021 will be.
Cliff Floyd, take it away.
But after looking like Brodie V.W.'s best idea in 2019, I did some falling off in 2020. Frankly, all of our righthanded bats fell off. I still don't know what that was about, but it happened, and part of the runoff of that is that old J.D. has lost a little bit of his luster. Folks be talking like I'm expendable.
Maybe I am. But I play four positions, and though I'm not particularly known to play any of them particularly well (particularly), the tools are there. I'm also told I pitch, but I haven't seen myself do that yet. (So let me know if you see that happen.)
So yeah, I've heard the rumors. As soon as Carrasco gets an owie or Loup gets the croup, I'm the "expendable guy" that gets tossed into the trade mill. But let me ask you something? With our starting outfield all lefthanders, our seccondbaseman a lefthander, and our utility infielder a lefthander, don't you think I'm a good guy to keep around? I think you do, but you don't want to admit it. And I say that I'm still the starting thirdbaseman on opening day, and I still intend to be the starting thirdbaseman when the playoffs open.
But words are cheap. At least my words are. My job is to speak with my bat, my glove, my arm, and my spikes. But you get to use words. Please use them and tell me how great my 2021 will be.
Cliff Floyd, take it away.