Twenty-One Prediction Fun: Dominic Smith
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:46 am
Among all the disappointments of the unexpected delay to the start of the 2021 season, I think we all can agree that delaying answers on the question of how good my bat is may be the most painful.
I'm Dom Smith, and yeah, that's hyperbole, but my slump-resistant 2020 must've really told you something. I'm the goods. I use all fields and hit line drives as naturally as big flies. Launch angle, my butt. My ample, prosperous butt.
So get checked for sleep apnea. Diagnosis and treatment might help you too turn from a sluggish, doughy, slump-prone shlub into a fully engaged, relatable, athletic hit machine!
And then people will be trying to predict your upcoming baseball season. For now, predict mine! And come join me in SMITHTOWN!
I'm Dom Smith, and yeah, that's hyperbole, but my slump-resistant 2020 must've really told you something. I'm the goods. I use all fields and hit line drives as naturally as big flies. Launch angle, my butt. My ample, prosperous butt.
So get checked for sleep apnea. Diagnosis and treatment might help you too turn from a sluggish, doughy, slump-prone shlub into a fully engaged, relatable, athletic hit machine!
And then people will be trying to predict your upcoming baseball season. For now, predict mine! And come join me in SMITHTOWN!