Twenty-One Prediction Fun: José Peraza

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Twenty-One Prediction Fun: José Peraza

Post by Edgy MD » Sun Apr 11, 2021 6:23 pm

Hey, remember when you didn't want to bother with 2021 predictions for guys who weren't likely to be Mets? Well, I was on of those guys, and now I'm a Met.

Hi, I'm José Peraza. I was a utility infielder for the 2020 Boston Red Sox and don't the Mets just love to get their reserve infielders from the Sox? I don't actually know the answer to that question, but it feels like a YES and that's certainly true of me.

I've played seven positions in the big leagues, including three appearances as a pitcher. I can make a pizza with one hand shine your shoes with the other. They'd both be ready at the same time, and you'd thank me for it. I'm that versatile. I've worked a game as a player, coach and ticket taker all in one afternoon. I can frost a cake and tune a mandolin at once.

Do you know how hard that is?

Yeah, OK, some of that is only feels true. But I could probably do it. I'm probably more likely to do it than you are to predict my season with any accuracy.

Prove me wrong.

Got my hair cut correct like Anthony Mason
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