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Perhaps they meant, "QUEEN'S FRONT PORCH?"

Benjamin Grimm wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2019 4:10 pm Well, he wasn't alive so he couldn't really confirm his pronouns, could he?

Y'know, I actually thought of that while I was typing -- to say that the body was one which was outwardly male -- but figured ... Nah!
I recently read a book on the human skeleton and the author was so politically correct that he'd go out of his way to NOT to identify some ancient find as being male or female, only that it was from
someone who was osteologically female even though he couldn't confirm what said person considered him/herself during his/her/their lifetime. And I'm thinking: 'Really, Dude?!!?'
The book wasn't particularly good anyway, and this sort of verbal gymnastics didn't help.

K-Pop star Wonho leaves Monsta X

Least clickable CNN story ever?

When good stories have bad headlines. VERY bad headlines.

Former NFL Player Warrick Dunn Donates 173rd Home to Single Mom That's Fully Furnished

You've got to be actively trying to assemble a headline that's that bad, right?

What did she do with the first 172?

And it's not every day that you meet a woman who's fully furnished!

Fully furnished = giant ass.

Lol

I wonder if she has 173 kids too?

NYDN: GIRAFFE HIT BY TAXI DIES AND FALLS ONTO JEEP, KILLING SWISS TOURIST

Frayed Knot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2019 3:27 pm NYDN: GIRAFFE HIT BY TAXI DIES AND FALLS ONTO JEEP, KILLING SWISS TOURIST

I see a movie there.
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not a good movie, but ...

A Lawmaker Denied Ripping An Absolutely Enormous Fart On Live Television

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ad ... s-matthews

Police: 'TEACHER OF THE YEAR' HAD ORAL SEX WITH STUDENT IN CLASSROOM


Well, shyeet, how'd you think she got to be 'Teacher of the Year' in the first place?!?

Been a while since a 'Florida Man' headline...…

Florida man died from meth overdose before he was eaten by alligator

US government lists fictional nation Wakanda as trade partner

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/201 ... acker.html

TWO CANADIAN MEN HOSPITALIZED AFTER BEATING EACH OTHER WITH HOCKEY STICKS

'LIL WAYNE'S PRIVATE PLANE DETAINED AFTER DRUGS AND GUNS FOUND ON BOARD





Oh wait, my bad, I meant to put these two in the 'Headlines you DO expect to see' thread.

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:29 pm Fully furnished = giant ass.

I like a fully furnished gal, not gonna lie. Couchy, you know?

How to Attract the Relationship You Really Want
Why you keep dating the same type of people and what to do about it

It isn't really the headline that got to me, but the fact that they went to Getty Images looking for a lede illustration and came back with what looks like a shot of a young adult kissing an 11-year-old in front of a natural disaster.

Chinese Manufactured Bubble Wrap Blamed For Worldwide
Virus Spread - Don't pop it, there's bad air in those bubbles

Florida Man Accused of Sucking Patient's Toes Inside Hospital Room

I can't even click on that, I mean what the fuck is wrong with people?

Lefty Specialist wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2019 2:03 pm Florida man died from meth overdose before he was eaten by alligator

This one is up there with the old story about the guy trying to convince the judge that he wasn't responsible for setting his hotel bed on fire, that in fact the bed was already on fire prior
to him getting into it. I mean, sure, we found this guy's remains inside a fucking alligator, but we've determined that he OD'd even before managing to somehow become a reptile snack.




So anyway, leave it to the NYDN to revive this dormant thread with: NAKED GERMAN MAN CHASES DOWN FERAL HOG THAT STOLE HIS LAPTOP

I hate when that happens.

NYDN: Florida Woman Pummels 59 Year Old Dad for Farting Too Much

Hope my wife never gets wind of that headline.

It's not like getting pummeled makes me fart less.