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- Frayed Knot
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NY Post: POLICE FIND LOADED GUN IN MAN'S BUTTOCKS DURING STRIP SEARCH
Well how else would you find a loaded gun in a man's buttocks?
Well how else would you find a loaded gun in a man's buttocks?
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- Frayed Knot
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NY POST: MAN BANNED FROM YELLOWSTONE FOR TRYING TO FRY CHICKENS IN HOT SPRING
I dunno, this sounds like an excellent use of renewable and non-fossil fuel energy if you ask me.
I dunno, this sounds like an excellent use of renewable and non-fossil fuel energy if you ask me.
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- Lefty Specialist
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That would technically be boiling, not frying.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid. But it can sure muffle the sound.
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Looking through a scrapbook my grandma kept in the 30s and 40s I came across a five year old girl had had a baby.
Lina Medina of Peru.
Lina Medina of Peru.
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Somebody from my hometown of Rockville Centre let me know that champion swimmer and actor Johnny Weissmuller had once lived there. I hadn't known that (you'd think he'd live in Tarzana), so I did a little research. I wasn't able to find the confirmation I was looking for, but I did stumble across the May 13, 1960 issue of The Desert Sun, a daily that still publishes, covering a circulation area of Palm Springs, CA, and the Coachella Valley Desert.
Well, apparently the institution of special education programs was a big concern at the time, because look at the headline they put above the masthead.
Perhaps that was the sort of headline that led to a lot of impulse buys the spring of 1960, but the editor wasn't done. You open to the story, and you see where he or she had to pare down the headline's verbiage in order to conserve space. Was any meaning lost in that paring-down? YOU be the judge!
Well, apparently the institution of special education programs was a big concern at the time, because look at the headline they put above the masthead.
Perhaps that was the sort of headline that led to a lot of impulse buys the spring of 1960, but the editor wasn't done. You open to the story, and you see where he or she had to pare down the headline's verbiage in order to conserve space. Was any meaning lost in that paring-down? YOU be the judge!
A Shaolin monk does not sell himself for a handful of rice.
- Frayed Knot
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Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Post: NYC MAN CUTS OFF PENIS, THROWS IT IN THE TOILET
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NYDN: FLORIDA WOMAN BEATS ROOMMATE OVER REPEATEDLY PLAYING 'LE FREAK'
1) I think this falls under the category of justifiable beating
2) Of course it's a Florida woman.
1) I think this falls under the category of justifiable beating
2) Of course it's a Florida woman.
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That wasn't very chic of her.Frayed Knot wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:02 pm NYDN: FLORIDA WOMAN BEATS ROOMMATE OVER REPEATEDLY PLAYING 'LE FREAK'
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"It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness". William Lonsdale Watkinson
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"They fear love because it creates a world they can't control" - George Orwell
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"They fear love because it creates a world they can't control" - George Orwell
- whippoorwill
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Good one!
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I have to score that round for Florida over New York.
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- Johnny Lunchbucket
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Missouri man’s alleged motive for killings wife, in-laws: ‘They wouldn’t leave’
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NOT GUILTY! Justifiable homicide.Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:17 am Missouri man’s alleged motive for killing in-laws: ‘They wouldn’t leave’
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NY Post: MAN BUSTED AT JFK WITH 35 LIVE FINCHES STUFFED INSIDE HAIR CURLERS
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Been a while since we had a good Florida (wo)Man story, so we turn to the New York Daily News for our latest fix:
HALF NAKED WOMAN SMASHES UP TWO RESTAURANTS, BATTLES COPS
Or, as they call it in Florida, Monday
HALF NAKED WOMAN SMASHES UP TWO RESTAURANTS, BATTLES COPS
Or, as they call it in Florida, Monday
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- Benjamin Grimm
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Doing the math, if she was fully naked she would have been able to smash up four restaurants.
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There's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1oTASs57i8
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I too have been doing math, and that woman is more than half naked.Benjamin Grimm wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 7:41 am Doing the math, if she was fully naked she would have been able to smash up four restaurants.
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- Lefty Specialist
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WaPo:
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro hospitalized after 10 days of hiccups
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/20 ... d-hiccups/
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro hospitalized after 10 days of hiccups
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/20 ... d-hiccups/
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Woman claims strawberry Pop-Tarts don't have enough strawberries, sues for $5 million
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/busine ... s-n1282442
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/busine ... s-n1282442
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- Benjamin Grimm
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If this works, I'm going to file a similar claim for blueberry Pop-Tarts.
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Unfortunately, my favorite was the Cinnamon Pop-Tarts.Benjamin Grimm wrote: ↑Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:41 pm If this works, I'm going to file a similar claim for blueberry Pop-Tarts.
How do you count cinnamon?
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"It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness". William Lonsdale Watkinson
I have never insulted anyone. I simply describe them, accurately.
"They fear love because it creates a world they can't control" - George Orwell
I have never insulted anyone. I simply describe them, accurately.
"They fear love because it creates a world they can't control" - George Orwell
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I don't want to make too much of this because, dear God, the man is dead, but are we all, really, too casually dismissive about the health risks of hitting one's head on hotel furniture?Bob Saget’s fatal head injury is a wake-up call for us all
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Putting Harriet Tubman On A $20 Bill Won't End Inequality
Well, shit.
Well, shit.
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- Frayed Knot
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That's the most depressing news I've heard since I learned that me buying a Hootie and the Blowfish record wasn't going to end racial prejudice.
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What they should do:
Keep the $1, $5 and $100 people... Washington, Lincoln and Franklin rock!
Issue $10, $20, $30, $40 and $50 bills randomly with like fifty historical people.
Keep the $1, $5 and $100 people... Washington, Lincoln and Franklin rock!
Issue $10, $20, $30, $40 and $50 bills randomly with like fifty historical people.
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