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Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:45 am
by metsmarathon
my mom does butter and cream cheese. i don't quite understand it either.
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:16 pm
by Vic Sage
it makes the bagel barista do a double take, but its worth it. particularly on a sweet bagel (Cin&Raisin)
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:42 pm
by Ceetar
MFS62 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:40 am
Butter AND CC?
Never heard of that before.
Later
It's a classic "oh crap I only have a teaspoon of cream cheese left" spread.
I've decided, now that I've got the bagel process down, I'm going to make Trolls World Tour green cream oreo bagels with poprocks for you all.
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 2:27 pm
by Edgy MD
Vic Sage wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:32 am
Limiting varieties is fascist! There, i said it.
Viva La difference!
Talk about a misbegotten clusterfuck of mixed cuisine. It's
VIVE la différence, you Philsitine!
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:12 pm
by MFS62
I don't know how they knew about this thread, but "Riverdale Bagels" showed up in my "Do you know this person?" feed on Facebook just now.
They're WATCHING!
Later
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:43 pm
by LWFS
Vic Sage wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:32 am
Limiting varieties is fascist! There, i said it.
Viva La difference!
1) There are steps between "You must have only this pure form of the thing" and "You can have it any flavor, any color, any state of matter, and in any hole you'd like," ya Manichean
2) I'm all for freedom-of-order... just not, y'know, with accompanying freedom-from-ridicule. As free speech has consequences, so does ordering the dessert spaghetti with maple marinara. You reserve your right to nutty-cum-fruity cream cheese on a bagel made with waffle batter, I reserve my right to passive-aggressively nod, then snicker like a tenth-grade mean girl.
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:31 pm
by Ceetar
MFS62 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:12 pm
I don't know how they knew about this thread, but "Riverdale Bagels" showed up in my "Do you know this person?" feed on Facebook just now.
They're WATCHING!
Later
yes, I believe we're discussing Bing Bot in another thread.
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:08 pm
by Vic Sage
LWFS wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:43 pm
Vic Sage wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:32 am
Limiting varieties is fascist! There, i said it.
Viva La difference!
1) There are steps between "You must have only this pure form of the thing" and "You can have it any flavor, any color, any state of matter, and in any hole you'd like," ya Manichean
2) I'm all for freedom-of-order... just not, y'know, with accompanying freedom-from-ridicule. As free speech has consequences, so does ordering the dessert spaghetti with maple marinara. You reserve your right to nutty-cum-fruity cream cheese on a bagel made with waffle batter, I reserve my right to passive-aggressively nod, then snicker like a tenth-grade mean girl.
well, that goes without saying. But i will not be silenced!!
VIVA PAPER TOWELS!... please send some; we still can't get paper goods in New Ro
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 2:47 pm
by metsmarathon
where do i find this dessert spaghetti with maple marinara of which you speak?
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2023 10:06 pm
by whippoorwill
Back to this,
How many hot dogs do you guys cook at a time? I’m asking for a friend.
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:21 pm
by kcmets
As many as needed.
Don't tell you're friend, keep her in the dark.
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:20 am
by Johnny Lunchbucket
This was a klassik thread.
Hot dogs? 2 per person
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 10:17 am
by whippoorwill
Actually it was my mom asking me why I would cook 8 hot dogs at a time. I figure it’s the right thing to do since there are 8 buns. Then we eat them over the course of three or four days.
She actually brought this up three times in 12 hours.
Yes it seemed pretty surreal to me too.
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 8:35 pm
by Edgy MD
The bronze medal comment!
metsmarathon wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:17 amstep into the light. break free of the restrictions of your forebears. open your mind to the possibilities. embrace the sweet deliciousness that awaits you.
oh. side note. all the sweet bagels at panera, and any national chains are bullshit. i'm not a monster.
And please give a hand to the silver medal recipient!
LWFS wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 10:33 pm
Ceetar wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:57 pm
cheese on top, cheese in the middle, what's the difference?
Cereal, lasagna, a pile of morcilla, and seven vodka stingers together in my belly or pureed together in a big fucking bowl and ingested intravenously-- what's the difference?
Ladies and gentlemen, your gold medal CHAMPION!
Benjamin Grimm wrote: ↑Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:13 pm
Bullshit Pop-Tart connoisseurs are the bane of my existence.
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 8:38 pm
by Fman99
I always crave a bagel after a road (running race). I attended a race in March and the only type of bagels they were offering at the post race spread was blueberry. That's an abomination and an affront to man.
Re: Rule of Eight
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:31 pm
by Frayed Knot
Not sure which was more odd, the existence of this thread in the first place or that it suddenly got unearthed three years later.