Headlines

[Willets Point]

On the other hand, giving people a whole bunch of Tubmans through some sort of UBI could do a lot to address inequality.

[Lefty Specialist]

The Onion is a national treasure.

Judge Dismisses ‘New York Times’ Libel Suit Brought By Cannibal Terrorist Sarah Palin

https://www.theonion.com/judge-dismisse ... ce=twitter

[Edgy MD]

Salma Hayek stranded on SAG Awards stage because Michael Keaton was in the bathroom

If you don't click, it's like you don't even care what's going on in the world.

[kcmets]

Kim Kardashian got divorced.

For anyone who knows who she is...

[Frayed Knot]

Two courtesy of the NY Post today

AIRLINE MISTAKENLY SHIPS FAMILY'S NASHVILLE-BOUND DOG TO SAUDI ARABIA
(I think this shows we're not teaching geography in this country as thoroughly as we should)



But or course it just wouldn't be the Post without:
MAN WITH WWI EXPLOSIVE LODGED IN HIS RECTUM SPARKS BOMB SCARE, HOSPITAL EVACUATION
(I sure hope it did)

[MFS62]

Rectum?
Darn near killed him.
(rim shot)
Later

[Frayed Knot]

NY POST: BOY PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK FOUND SIX DAYS LATER IN ANOTHER COUNTRY



I guess that means he won.