

Def Leppard's famed drummer Rick Allen is recovering after being violently attacked by a teenager outside his hotel in Florida. Because Florida.

Journey is never far from the news, as the triple dosage of good fortune (popular new singer/hit documentary/HoF induction) that brought them right back on top of the money machine has led to sort of drama that bands had forty years ago. Horrible new wives, cash grabs, politics, and internecine litigation have driven away all the classick lineup members except Neil Schoen and Jonathan Cain, each married to one of what have to be two of the worst people in the world, pounding each other with lawsuits, but performing together show after show without making eye contact, because like a divorcing couple, each one feels like whoever moves out of the house loses it. (Jaw-dropping account includes the line "I am fucking your wife.")

Shea Stadium legends Grand Funk Railroad are coming to your town, possibly to lend assistance in your efforts to party down! Some version of the seventies muscle car rockers are embarking on a tour to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of their 1973 album We're an American Band. Hide your chiquitas, Omaha!