All-Time Greatest Jet: Mark Sanchez vs. Mark Gastineau

[Edgy MD]

It's the all-playboy matchup!

Mark Sanchez	Mark Gastineau
QB	DE
2009–2012	1979–1988
Two seasons with 3,000 or more yards. Six playoff starts at quarterback in two seasons, with a penchant for winning playoff games on the road.	Five-time Pro-Bowler. Three-time First Team All-Pro. One-time Second-Team All-Pro. Led conference in sacks twice. All-time Jets sack leader.
Participated in season four of The Masked Singer, performing as the "Baby Alien."	Was 15–2 with one "no contest" as a prize-fighter, though several opponents were interviewed by 60 Minutes, claiming that they took dives for him.

[Edgy MD]

The more I think about it, the more I realize that Gas may have been the most 80s phenomenon ever.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Mark Gastineau = Jose Canseco

[Edgy MD]

Very much so, although Gas was something of the original model, arriving eight years or so earlier.

You can even close your eyes and convince yourself that elements of one guy's story were part of the other guy's narrative, and plenty of elements (the fake boxing career, the domestic assaults) belong to both timelines.

[whippoorwill]

Lol’d when I saw this matchup