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All-Time Greatest Jet: Mark Sanchez vs. Mark Gastineau
Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 11:20 pm
by Edgy MD
It's the all-playboy matchup!
| Mark Sanchez | Mark Gastineau |
 |  |
| QB | DE |
| 2009–2012 | 1979–1988 |
Two seasons with 3,000 or more yards. Six playoff
starts at quarterback in two seasons, with a
penchant for winning playoff games on the road. | Five-time Pro-Bowler. Three-time First Team All-Pro.
One-time Second-Team All-Pro. Led conference in
sacks twice. All-time Jets sack leader. |
Participated in season four of The Masked Singer,
performing as the "Baby Alien." | Was 15–2 with one "no contest" as a prize-fighter,
though several opponents were interviewed by 60
Minutes, claiming that they took dives for him. |
Re: All-Time Greatest Jet: Mark Sanchez vs. Mark Gastineau
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 10:01 am
by Edgy MD
The more I think about it, the more I realize that Gas may have been the most 80s phenomenon ever.
Re: All-Time Greatest Jet: Mark Sanchez vs. Mark Gastineau
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 10:11 am
by Johnny Lunchbucket
Mark Gastineau = Jose Canseco
Re: All-Time Greatest Jet: Mark Sanchez vs. Mark Gastineau
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 10:23 am
by Edgy MD
Very much so, although Gas was something of the original model, arriving eight years or so earlier.
You can even close your eyes and convince yourself that elements of one guy's story were part of the other guy's narrative, and plenty of elements (the fake boxing career, the domestic assaults) belong to both timelines.
Re: All-Time Greatest Jet: Mark Sanchez vs. Mark Gastineau
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 12:16 pm
by whippoorwill
Lol’d when I saw this matchup