The Crane Pool Forum

Who will sell their soul to The Orange Evil? Details at eleven...

someone without a soul to sell, clearly.

They all will.
The question is, "who can do it while telling him how big it is?".

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My cranes are on Senator J.D. Vance.

The big money donors aren't so keen on him, but they weren't keen on Trump either. I imagine they'll come 'round.

My dark horse VP is that round bottomed white woman from
upstate New York. She'd suck Trump Stump for a shot glass of
potential political stardom...

Could be. She has spend a lot of time on her knees while she has been groveling. She got into office as a moderate/somebody sane and totally transferred to megaMAGA almost overnight.
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MFS62 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2024 2:54 pm Could be. She has spend a lot of time on her knees while she has been groveling. She got into office as

Who hasn't? Yesterday, spineless Nikki Haley told all of her voters to vote for Trump. The entire Senate GOP caucus has essentially abdicated their responsibilities years ago so that this madman can do whatever the fuck he wants to do. The backroom deals between the real power brokers were already made so that the religious maniacs can run the country through SCOTUS in exchange for letting the orange scumbag steal whatever isn't nailed down and torture his enemies. Wait until next year when they kill the filibuster. Sinema and Manchin could give a flying fuck because they're extremely well off and are each personally insulated from the dystopian hellscape of problems that is about to be unleashed on this country in a few months. The country is being run by QAnoners who think that JFK Jr. is sending magic signals to Trump from underneath the sunken city of Atlantis -- and nutjobs who are convinced that the universe is controlled by an invisible man with magic powers, floating in the sky and reading everybody's minds all at the same time. And between those two ideas, I have no fucking idea as to which of the two is nuttier. It's probably a tie.

Doesn't really matter. No VP candidate will be permitted to outshine or upstage Trump. They'll also need to know that they could be killed by an angry mob if they step out of line.

Lefty Specialist wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2024 3:11 pm Doesn't really matter.

That's what I've been saying: So what? So what because nothing matters because this country has lost its fucking mind.

I'm guessing he'll announce the Dyson Award winner before the convention because he wouldn't want the story to take news cycles away from him.(if he did it during)

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How funny would it be if Biden is planning to step down but is waiting to upstage Trump's VP announcement or even the Republican Convention?

That would be great!
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nymr83 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2024 3:58 pm How funny would it be if Biden is planning to step down but is waiting to upstage Trump's VP announcement or even the Republican Convention?

I just want to take news cycles away from that lunatic. Biden announcing something dramatic, like announcing a Mid East peace settlement(or even an extended cease fire and hostage return), during the GOP convention would certainly do that. And it would pull many voters back into the fold.
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Burgum and Rubio have been told they are not the pick. Campaign hinting that it could be a surprise candidate. Haley for the knockout?

Official announcement around 4:30 ET, I believe.

It will be J.D.Vance, as just reported on MSNBC.
A mega-MAGA pit bull.
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It really really stinks that the former president is the subject of the first three threads in this forum, and that's not even counting the debate thread or the outrage thread further down the page.

If anybody wants to talk about flowers or gekos or D&D or something, that would be kinda cool.

JD Stump Sucker, ladies and gents, JD Stump Sucker...

MAGA 2.0

This is doubling down on the double down.

Edgy MD wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2024 3:18 pm It really really stinks that the former president is the subject of the first three threads in this forum, and that's not even counting the debate thread or the outrage thread further down the page.

If anybody wants to talk about flowers or gekos or D&D or something, that would be kinda cool.

You should start the D&D convo.

The Yiddish word for bedbug or louse is vants. The pronunciation is close enough.

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JD Vance has all the personality of a cardboard Ron Desantis cutout in Jeb Bush's hall closet.

TransMonk wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 8:30 pm JD Vance has all the personality of a cardboard Ron Desantis cutout in Jeb Bush's hall closet.

I saw him described as " JD Vance is the Sarah Palin of Dan Quayle's" ,

Given the "personality" of his boss I think we can all go for some bland and boring.

Excellent