2023 soccer ball thread

[A Boy Named Seo]

That place looks super nice. Still not sure what "affordable housing" means next to a stadium in New York in 2023 but hopefully good on them for trying? I hope it all works.

I was in Seattle for a Mariners game last weekend with a Sounders start time next door at the same time. It was hectic down there, but public transport should be way better in Queens, I would think.

[Edgy MD]

The problem in Seattle is that Mayor Weber rejected Steve Dunne’s SuperTrain proposal back in 1992.

[A Boy Named Seo]

The problem in Seattle is that Mayor Weber rejected Steve Dunne’s SuperTrain proposal back in 1992.

Don't think I didn't mention that 8 billion times to my friends who gave not one good god damn.

[Tamora]

Please read the words of the song, this is how it feels to be a true football fan.

Yes Naples are mad bastards but I love them sooo much. They love their City, love their team, love to party and are derided by the north. When I crossed paths with them They’re kindred spirits to where I’m from and my team. Imagine singing something like this at Citi field in the playoffs!

[metirish]

So amazing to see , so happy for Napoli to finally win the league again

[metirish]

Messi didn't take the Saudi blood money, apparently turned down $1 Billion, anyway he'll be OK

[A Boy Named Seo]

Messi v Women’s World Cup v Mets in a three-way Royal Rumble for my attention

[Edgy MD]

Plenty of time to catch up on Messi. Unless you're a gen-u-ine Inter Miami fan, I'd start with the Mets and drift over to the Cup at 9:00.

[A Boy Named Seo]

Plenty of time to catch up on Messi. Unless you're a gen-u-ine Inter Miami fan, I'd start with the Mets and drift over to the Cup at 9:00.

Leo is not in the starting XI so I've got those other guys in pink playing soccer balling on the cell phone and the Mets on the big screen.

[A Boy Named Seo]

So far Lebron James is hanging out with David Beckham and AppleTV just interviewed Kim Kardashian because why the fuck not.

[A Boy Named Seo]

Messi has come out of the tunnel and LBJ has gone from hugging Beckham to hugging Messi. Straight guys everywhere want in on this action.

[Edgy MD]

So far Lebron James is hanging out with David Beckham and AppleTV just interviewed Kim Kardashian because why the fuck not.

AppleTV is trying to turn the Messi story into their real-life Ted Lasso, so Kim is the easy choice to cast as their Keely.

[A Boy Named Seo]

TALE OF THE TAPE!!!

Combatant	Kim Kardashian	Keeley Jones
Country	USA	Great Britain
Height	5'2"	5'2"
Age	42	34
Reach	343 million instagram followers	Number of Bantr followers is not public :(
Famous For	Romantic relationships with Kanye West and Pete Davidson	Romantic relationships with Jaime Tartt and Roy Kent
Infamous For	Leaked sex tape	Leaked nude pics
Professional achievements	Passed the California Bar and became a lawyer	Started the world's #1 fictional dating app for fictional athletes

[MFS62]

Kim is also (in)famous for a collagen-infused butt of enormous proportions.

Later

[A Boy Named Seo]

Of course Messi wins it with a gorgeous goal in extra time. GOAT gets thrown around too much but this man the GOAT.

[Edgy MD]

TALE OF THE TAPE!!!

Combatant	Kim Kardashian	Keeley Jones
Country	USA	Great Britain
Height	5'2"	5'2"
Age	42	34
Reach	343 million instagram followers	Number of Bantr followers is not public :(
Famous For	Romantic relationships with Kanye West and Pete Davidson	Romantic relationships with Jaime Tartt and Roy Kent
Infamous For	Leaked sex tape	Leaked nude pics
Professional achievements	Passed the California Bar and became a lawyer	Started the world's #1 fictional dating app for fictional athletes

[MFS62]

Conservatives are happy that the Women's team lost, saying it was because they're "woke".
https://www.vox.com/culture/2023/8/7/23 ... s-politics

Later

[kcmets]

One of my maniacal K-12 classmates posted on fb that if the US women
practiced more instead of worrying about virtue signaling they'd still be
in the tournament. I was going to answer but moved on. When I call him
on stupid shit he always tells me to lighten up and it's satire or whatever.

[metsmarathon]

if old white men would just stop spending so much damned time vice-signaling, we might just have a functioning country / society / government

[MFS62]

I want Harry Kane to stay with the 'Spurs.
This guy wants him to leave.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/20 ... rn-munich/

Later

[metirish]

Looks good, let's see if it gets built

[MFS62]

I'm shocked.
And sad.
He's going to play with Bayern.

https://sports.yahoo.com/harry-kane-rep ... 05091.html

Later

[metirish]

Good for Kane , players want to win things , never win anything with Spurs

[metirish]

Messi and Miami played yesterday evening in NJ against the Red Bulls , pathetic fan base rooting against their own team just to see Messi , I don't think the Red Bulls have ever connected very well in this area.

[MFS62]

Neymar has passed Pele as Brazil's all time soccer scorer.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/fifa-w ... r-AA1gsCrU
I'm sad.
Later