Memories of Rafael Ortega
Memories of Rafael Ortega
Hi, I'm Rafael Ortega. I was Met #1210, appearing in the 2023 season we just played. The White Sox signed me to a minor-league contract 26 days ago, eliciting all of zero memories from you. Zero.
But that's understandable, seeing as I only appeared in ... 47 games! Holy shit, I appeared in 47 GAMES and you couldn't be bothered with giving me a memorial thread?! You suck!
I'm sorry, that was harsh, but come on! You're, like, the Rafael Ortega of forums! Please, won't somebody remember me?!
But that's understandable, seeing as I only appeared in ... 47 games! Holy shit, I appeared in 47 GAMES and you couldn't be bothered with giving me a memorial thread?! You suck!
I'm sorry, that was harsh, but come on! You're, like, the Rafael Ortega of forums! Please, won't somebody remember me?!
Re: Memories of Rafael Ortega
He had shown occasional power in the minors and I wanted to see how much he could contribute when he was brought up.
His 1 HR and 8 RBI in 47 games said "not too much".
Later
His 1 HR and 8 RBI in 47 games said "not too much".
Later
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group". George Carlin
I have never insulted anyone. I simply describe them, accurately.
"I love this shit" - Jesse Winker
I have never insulted anyone. I simply describe them, accurately.
"I love this shit" - Jesse Winker
Re: Memories of Rafael Ortega
"Do not neglect to offer memories to Mets, for some have walked-off against the Angels."
— Hodges 13:2
— Hodges 13:2
- Johnny Lunchbucket
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Re: Memories of Rafael Ortega
He was the opposite of Arauz, a quiet unassuming guy with quiet unassuming performances. I couldn't believe how often he played last year. I mean I could but I couldn't also.
Among outfielders who wore No. 30 he was no Floyd or Conforto.
Among outfielders who wore No. 30 he was no Floyd or Conforto.
Re: Memories of Rafael Ortega
Like a lot of quad AAA types, I remember them more for their appearances in the 'Cuse, in the flesh, than I do for anything accomplished at the MLB level.
Re: Memories of Rafael Ortega
Had enough flashes of decency that it wouldn't have hurt to bring him back for 2024. Also, he stole six bases for New York. I didn't know he was that much of a speedster.
- Lefty Specialist
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Re: Memories of Rafael Ortega
I must have missed each of the 47 games he played in. 'Cuz I got nothin'.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid. But it can sure muffle the sound.