Carlos Mendoza's Unprintable Anatomical Reference

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Carlos Mendoza's Unprintable Anatomical Reference

Post by Edgy MD » Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:30 am

From an SNY rave about Carlos Mendoza's early performance in Mets camp.
As a first-year manager, he will naturally make in-game mistakes, especially as he gets used to running a pitching staff and bullpen at the big league level. But as one Mets lifer put it last week after spending a few hours with Mendoza, "He has a [unprintable anatomical reference; use your imagination] to be great." The early reviews are very strong.
He has a ... butthole ... to be great? He has a ballsack to be great?

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Re: Carlos Mendoza's Unprintable Anatomical Reference

Post by Benjamin Grimm » Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:41 am

My assumption was that it has something to do with the testicular region.
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Post by kcmets » Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:41 am

bhmc?

(psst Carlos, just don't take pics and text them...'kay?)
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Re: Carlos Mendoza's Unprintable Anatomical Reference

Post by MFS62 » Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:04 am

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:41 am My assumption was that it has something to do with the testicular region.
Then why does the writer use the singular 'a"?
Maybe just one really big one?

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Post by kcmets » Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:10 am

I suppose a set of balls would be enough to be not printable.
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Re: Carlos Mendoza's Unprintable Anatomical Reference

Post by Chad ochoseis » Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:41 pm

If I had to guess, I'd guess "hard-on". That's always a good guess.
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Re: Carlos Mendoza's Unprintable Anatomical Reference

Post by Benjamin Grimm » Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:47 pm

Chad ochoseis wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:41 pm If I had to guess, I'd guess "hard-on". That's always a good guess.
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Post by Johnny Lunchbucket » Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:08 pm

That is a good guess. Erection it is
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Post by Edgy MD » Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:52 pm

I should have fairly titled the thread "One Mets Lifer's Unprintable Anatomical Reference."

Now that we have a strong idea what he might have said, the next question is ... who's the Mets lifer?
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Post by Johnny Lunchbucket » Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:05 pm

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Re: Carlos Mendoza's Unprintable Anatomical Reference

Post by Edgy MD » Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:37 pm

He's certainly on the shortlist, despite his Gospel-living ways. Was he around last week?

Not a lot of folks who answer to the description of "Mets lifer" with the passing of Al Jackson and Bud Harrelson. There's David Wright who's a definitive lifer and there's Gary, Ron, Keith, and Howie in the booth, who distort the definition a bit, but would probably not argue too hard at the label.

Maybe Mookie can be so described, along with HoJo, Gooden, Alfonzo, and Darryl, but again, it takes some head-in-sandiness to claim them as such.

Teufel, maybe, but he's also a Bible-talkin' guy.
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Re: Carlos Mendoza's Unprintable Anatomical Reference

Post by bmfc1 » Fri Mar 01, 2024 8:58 pm

Chad ochoseis wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:41 pm If I had to guess, I'd guess "hard-on". That's always a good guess.
Agreed.
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