What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Sean Manaea

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What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Sean Manaea

Post by Edgy MD » Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:10 pm

In defiance of Sampson Syndrome, I have shorn my own locks, and I only expect to get more powerful from the act. For I have shed my skin. I have exited my cocoon. I am born anew.

And my locks, lest it go unsaid, were glorious.

That other guy? That was West Coast Manaea. A good look for surfing, hiking, and getting small roles in Aquaman movies. That worked when I was an Athletic, a Giant, a Padre. Me in my kaftan and sandals. But this is East Coast me. This is the guy that wears black, drives a tinted-window SUV, and comes to work clean shaven and with a dark sense of purpose.

There was nothing wrong with that old guy, but I need to put him aside and become someone new. How many wins, losses, innings pitched, strikeouts and walks this new guy has in him, I don't know, but I feel him being born from within me, and if you have any theories, maybe you had best put them here.


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Re: What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Sean Manaea

Post by Fman99 » Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:28 pm

I predict he'll save a lot of money on shampoo this year.
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Re: What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Sean Manaea

Post by Benjamin Grimm » Sun Mar 24, 2024 10:55 pm

I'll be optimistic. 11-8. 3.90 ERA. 170 innings.
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Re: What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Sean Manaea

Post by MFS62 » Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:49 am

10-13 4.02
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Re: What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Sean Manaea

Post by Cowtipper » Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:56 am

7-9, 4.60 ERA, will die in a car crash in late August.
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Post by Johnny Lunchbucket » Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:58 am

11-8, 3.70, 150 innings, 150 strikeouts
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Re: What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Sean Manaea

Post by Fman99 » Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:35 pm

Cowtipper wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:56 am 7-9, 4.60 ERA, will die in a car crash in late August.
Wow, dark
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Re: What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Sean Manaea

Post by kcmets » Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:09 pm

I dunno 8-8, 4.03 ERA and 3.25 SO/BB lol...

... grows an ugly beard too.
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