What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Tyrone Taylor

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What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Tyrone Taylor

Post by Edgy MD » Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:35 pm

If DJ Stewart is the reserve outfielder who hits, I'm the reserve outfielder who catches stuff. But I also hit pretty impressively for most of the spring before tailing off at the end. I guess it's that all-round goodness that has my reserve outfielder ass coming up in this exercise before Starling Marte's starting ass.

Listen, if baseball is a fight, you don't want to bet against somebody named "Tyrone." Guys named Tyrone always get up off the mat. Always.

But what happens when I get back on my feet is still an open question. That's why I'm asking you to close it by telling me FACTS about how my 2024 is going to play out.


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Re: What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Tyrone Taylor

Post by Benjamin Grimm » Thu Mar 28, 2024 3:17 pm

47 games. 52 at bats. 3 runs. 6 hits. 3 doubles. 2 walks. 17 strikeouts.

(I'm lazily taking Albert Almora's numbers from 2021.)
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Post by Edgy MD » Thu Mar 28, 2024 3:27 pm

I think lazy references of prior dudes is the way to go. It keeps the events within the walls of Club Realism.
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Post by Johnny Lunchbucket » Thu Mar 28, 2024 3:42 pm

.267/.337/.481

That's Eric Valent's rates from 2004.
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Post by MFS62 » Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:13 pm

A Mark Carreon-esque .250-10-26 in 70 games.
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Post by Fman99 » Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:47 am

Colin Cowgill of 2024
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Post by Edgy MD » Fri Mar 29, 2024 10:09 am

I guess that kind of implies that Harrison Bader is going to be an Opening Day scratch in center.
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Re: What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Tyrone Taylor

Post by Cowtipper » Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:02 pm

9-27-.232
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Post by ashie62 » Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:45 pm

We will see much of him when Bader goes down

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