The Abstract on the Back of the Card

[metirish]

Little Mikey didn't even cry!! That is a great guess!! A dad who is his champion. A little mythmaking about manlinness. Coming in second for somebody's opinion of who should be MVP in 1995. That's all pretty Piazza-fied. I bet Norristown, PA, had some kickass gardeners back in the day.

Incorrect, however. Our subject, though, was again a Met, but not most famously.

Fucks sake like ,I thought I had it , then you're last line killed it 😆

[Benjamin Grimm]

Gary Sheffield?

[Edgy MD]

Not Shef.

I got the idea that, growing up with Dwight's family, Gary didn't have much contact with his Dad.

[Edgy MD]

The guy we're looking for — that dog attack was sadly not his last trip to the emergency room.

[Chad ochoseis]

Not Olerud, then?

[Edgy MD]

Not John Olerud.

Another indication of his toughness was that he was a rare modern player who didn't use batting gloves.

[The Hot Corner]

The no batting gloves, former Met, who was better known and famous with another team sounds like my childhood hero/idol, Willie Mays.

[MFS62]

Our subject, though, was again a Met, but not most famously.

That sounds like Bobby Bonilla.
Unlike Tom Dooley on the MTA, he returned.
Later

[DocTee]

Moises Alou

[Edgy MD]

MOISÉS ROJAS-ALOU BELTRÉ IS OUR GUY!

Don't kid yourself. Moisés was as tough as they come.

Here's a rocking 1987 Topps card, offering you the kind of intelligence on a player that can make all the difference.

________ was the co-winner of a rib-eating contest among professional athletes after 1985 season.

It looks like there was enough room to fit the word "the" before 1985. They just left it out. Either that, or _______ ate it.