Hank²!!

[Edgy MD]

Meet the Mets' newest minor league free agent!

[whippoorwill]

Hahaha love the thread title

[kcmets]

I think it should be Hank ll instead of Hank², no?

Hank squared = Hank. (1 X 1= !)

[batmagadanleadoff]

I think it should be Hank ll instead of Hank², no?

Hank squared = Hank. (1 X 1= !)

This makes no sense at all, no matter how I read it.

If you're squaring Hank, then it's Hank².

And where do you get that Hank = 1?

[kcmets]

Of course it makes no sense, it's nonsensical.

In the meantime, we need someone to IGT-up in the next 1:03 mins...

[Frayed Knot]

He's Hen-er-y the Second he is
Hen-er-y the Second he is he is
He was property of the Padres before
but he allowed too many runs to score
So then the Mets signed old Hen-er-y (Hen-er-y)
Assigning him to Bingo if they can.
He's the one named twice called Hen-er-y
Hen-er-y times two is the man, the man
Henry times two is our plan

[Edgy MD]

It's been too long without parodies.

[Frayed Knot]

Best Comp: Billy Williams or Bob Robertson?

[Edgy MD]

Closest comps are unfortunately reported to be Duran Duran and Sirhan Sirhan.

[Cowtipper]

There's currently a Jose Jose in the Mexican League who has been around forever, having also played in the D-Backs and Marlins systems.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/regi ... se--001jos

[Frayed Knot]

He's the man who thought he was a woman, right?

[Edgy MD]

Hot Hank² news has arrived! After only a single (perfect) inning for St. Lucie, HH has been promoted to Brookyn!

[ashie62]

You're Hanking my chain

[Fman99]

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I say we trade this guy for Jennry Jennry

[batmagadanleadoff]

The actress who played Gene Wilder's girlfriend in Bonnie and Clyde is named Evans Evans.

[Edgy MD]

An exponential amount of bad news today, as Hank² was one of 11 (further) minor-eaguers cut loose like a whole load of deuces.