Lessons learned

[roger_that]

1) Always patience with the rich and mighty. They didn't get where they are through impulse nor thoughtlessness.
2) Never give in to greed. Be grateful for what you have already achieved, and pursue further gains with modesty and humility.
3) Treat wins and losses as equals, Never too high from one, nor too low from the other. Both have already happened.
4) Enjoy the moment. That is all you have, besides the frauds memory and aspiration.
5) Stop yelling at the TV set.

[kcmets]

6) Be gay every day, tomorrow you may not awake.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Are you saying that tomorrow I should wake up gay?

[MFS62]

6) Be gay every day, tomorrow you may not awake.

Clean shaven or not. (You gave us a scare, pod'nuh)

Later

[kcmets]

Gay - lighthearted and carefree

[G-Fafif]

Wear sunscreen.

[TransMonk]

Don't write your team off...even when your best pitcher is sidelined by major injury in spring training, they start off with 5 horrible losses and are 11 games under .500 in June.

[kcmets]

Wear sunscreen.

Right! When you drag a razor over your head you're not
just removing hair but several layers of epidermis as well.
Did youse guys know that skin is an organ?

This thread is going to be huge. Huge, I tell you.

7) ______________________

[Benjamin Grimm]

I can see that we're in a between-series doldrums.

[Lefty Specialist]

7, Rotate your tires.

[kcmets]

7, Rotate your tires.

7a) And inflated to the recommended PSI.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

When you greet a stranger, look at her hands

[Fman99]

Always wipe, and stay off the pipe.

[Frayed Knot]

I'm still going to yell at the TV screen.

[MFS62]

Your wife is going to become like her mother.
Later

[metirish]

I will not open this thread again

[batmagadanleadoff]

Don't use an avatar of Tom Seaver in FUCKING CINCINNATI REDS RED.

[ashie62]

Do your laundry

[Edgy MD]

And anyone who ever played a part wouldn't turn around and hate it.

Also, work the problem. Don't make things worse by guessing.

[kcmets]

You don't get something for nothing
You don't get freedom for free
You won't get wise
With the sleep still in your eyes
No matter what your dreams might be

[batmagadanleadoff]

Run a welfare check on Brian Ostrosser. He's old and his skin is cold. Ostrosser.

[whippoorwill]

Trust the Mets bullpen.
And floss.

[Frayed Knot]

Also, work the problem. Don't make things worse by guessing.

Thank you, Mr. Krantz

[Edgy MD]

Another important lesson leaned is that a Shaolin monk does not sell himself for a handful of rice.

[kcmets]

I've yet to google and learn what a Shaolin monk is.
I will, in the off-season.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, without a carrot
between your smiling teeth...