Twenty-One Prediction Fun: Robert Gsellman

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Twenty-One Prediction Fun: Robert Gsellman

Post by Edgy MD » Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:51 pm

Hi, I'm Robert Gsellman, and I know you've been through prediction threads covering hard-to-predict fringe camp invitees, but my veteran status puts me north of the bubble right now. I am pretty likely to break north with the team.

But the bubble is within range. I can see the bubble. I can smell the bubble. And that's because, after a year of questionable productivity, I spent another year returning from surgery, and then I was pretty surprised to see myself deployed as a starter. And that didn't work out.

So it's been quite a while since I was good, but I'm still here and Steven Matz is all gone, all gone, all gone ... . So that counts for something, right?

I'm an athletic righthander, and I probably play some good basketball. My long straight hockey hair puts folks in mind of Crash Davis' warning about being a character before you make it in the show. I've kind of made it, and so I'm only kind of a character. My fellow emergency-starter-turned-season savior-turned-reliever-turned-emergency starter-again Seth Lugo is down, and I'm up, so this may be a time for Robert Gsellman, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.

Will there be quality to show? I've got to know. So tell me, before I make another Springsteen or Tollkein reference.

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Post by MFS62 » Tue Mar 23, 2021 8:19 am

47 games, in which he will pitch 57 middle innings. 2-3 4.59 1.42 WHIP.

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Re: Twenty-One Prediction Fun: Robert Gsellman

Post by Johnny Lunchbucket » Tue Mar 23, 2021 8:24 am

I'm always impressed with Gselly's broad shoulders, it's like he left the hanger in his jersey before putting it on.

That said, he's like the right-handed relief version of Matz: He needs to start getting it done or find another job. I'll err on the side of optimism this one last time: 3-1, 3.70, 1.3 WHiP, 50 innings, 50 whiffs
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Post by smg58 » Tue Mar 23, 2021 8:34 am

I'll go with 62 IP and 75 K, but otherwise what JL said. He's proven he can't be a workhorse or a starter, but he still has the ability to be decent if used correctly.
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Post by Benjamin Grimm » Tue Mar 23, 2021 8:45 am

Mostly, I'm hoping that there's never any reason to have him start any games, unless maybe if the double-headers pile up.
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Post by Edgy MD » Tue Mar 23, 2021 9:32 am

I hope he does start games, and he's awesome at it.
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Post by LWFS » Tue Mar 23, 2021 12:09 pm

12 PPG/8.2 RPG, but with more turnovers and ill-advised passes than you'd like-- he's not a BALLHANDLER, guys.

Oh, also, I'll play the usual JCL role: Used extensively in medium-leverage/multi-inning stuff in April, does well. Gets blown up a bunch in May, though and gets optioned for a bit. Back up in July or August, does a little better, but almost all in mop-up. 5.09 ERA, 1.38 WHIP, 50-something innings, 8.8 K/3.5 BB. None of it is terribly surprising.
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Post by Frayed Knot » Tue Mar 23, 2021 12:17 pm

It's hard to suss out why he's never matched what he was able to do early on. That winter there were a number of prospect guys -- not Rah-Rah NYM fan boyz but independent, national ones -- who were real high on him while insisting he was better than a beginner's luck fluke. But at this point that initial success is now the outlier.
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Post by kcmets » Thu Mar 25, 2021 12:29 pm

He's always been a bit of of pselluzle, amirite?

Gonna hedge on overall T-oPF and say surprisingly productive in mid-relief role.

(also in camp hope-no-need-for-him-to-get-a-start)
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Re: Twenty-One Prediction Fun: Robert Gsellman

Post by Benjamin Grimm » Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:11 am

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