2021 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 4.03 GO NUTS, SQUIRREL! vs BLAST LAUGH!

[Benjamin Grimm]

GO NUTS, SQUIRREL!
New York Daily News, July 8, 2021.
Winner of Round 1.15
Winner of Round 3.05




BLAST LAUGH!
Newsday, September 13, 2021.
Winner of Round 1.22
Winner of Round 3.06

[A Boy Named Seo]

Not a huge fan of either but I like the SQUIRREL uses all the space on the cover. The Newsday top and bottom borders detract from the vibez.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

The Squirrel is competing. Lindor is just reveling in adulation. Plus Newsday must think we're idiots, feeling they had to italicize and color their not-so-clever pun, becoming a parody of the look-how-awesome-I-am post that Lindor is striking.

Go with the real news here, fellas.

[bmfc1]

"Squirrel" has the rare shot of a jubilant McNeil, the headline is clever and the subheadline, as mentioned before, has the time stamp of an 8th inning walk-off and deGrom being bailed out in the 7th. The Newsday cover has a picture of a horses' ass in the bottom right.

[Edgy MD]

Go with the real news here, fellas.

McNeil's hunchiness is kind of uncomfortable to look at.

I know not all lefty swingers look like Reggie Jackson coming out of their home run swing, but this picture just makes me feel too much friction.

[bmfc1]

Where are you feeling "friction"?

[Edgy MD]

In my lower back, man.

That squirrelposture doesn't affect anybody else?

[Centerfield]

Not a huge fan of either but I like the SQUIRREL uses all the space on the cover. The Newsday top and bottom borders detract from the vibez.

Yup this. I really like the look of a well done News cover.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Rally Squirrel...

It's not too late to change your vote especially if you happened to have picked the wrong one

[Willets Point]

I'm going with the celebration of crushing the MFYs with 3 HRs as the right one (especially since if the Yankees had won one more regular season game they probably would've advanced farther in the postseason).

[Benjamin Grimm]

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

What a comeback!

[kcmets]

Squirrels; rodents with a good public relations department.