IGT 5/5/2024: NYM@TBR — Severino de Mayo

[Cowtipper]

Siri's fielding is bleak.

[Edgy MD]

A dropped popup and an old-timey astroturf single and the Mets have first-and-third on what should well have been two-outs.

Typical Mets fashion!

[ashie62]

1962 style

[Cowtipper]

A dropped popup and an old-timey astroturf single and the Mets have first-and-third on what should well have been two-outs.

Typical Mets fashion!

Acceptably non-bleak.

[Cowtipper]

The Mets have scored.

Adequately anti-bleak.

[Edgy MD]

The Mets have re-taken the lead.

It's bleaktastic.

[Edgy MD]

How many of these hits have been hit past the firstbaseman, forced to hold the runner on?

[Cowtipper]

Bases loaded, one out: Potentially bleak (as is Mets fashion).

[Cowtipper]

Bases loaded, one out: Potentially bleak (as is Mets fashion).

Yup.

[metirish]

Whatever DJ said to Pete didn't work

[Cowtipper]

Whatever DJ said to Pete didn't work

"Trust me, Pete, I'm a .218 career hitter."

[Radar]

Bases loaded, one out: Potentially bleak (as is Mets fashion).

Really costing games for us.

[Cowtipper]

Oh em gee.

[metirish]

The Mets have only 7 more wins than the Marlins, Ron

[Cowtipper]

While we're watching the Mets sputter as they try to put together a solid team, make sure to Guess that Met as there is a backlog of questions.

[Edgy MD]

DRIVE SOBER OR
GET PULLED OVER


Kind of a wet noodle of a threat.

[Cowtipper]

I think "Drive Drunk and get stuffed in a trunk" would be more effective, with the ad ending with the visual of the back of a hearse shutting.

[Cowtipper]

I think "Drive Drunk and get stuffed in a trunk" would be more effective, with the ad ending with the visual of the back of a hearse shutting.

"Drive with alcohol in your veins and they'll soon be power-washing your brains" might be a good one.

[Cowtipper]

Jorge Lopez has far exceeded my expectations thus far.

[Edgy MD]

Apart from a one or two briefly appearing shuttle guys, López is the Mets reliever I trust perhaps the least, but here he is with a 2.12 ERA.

[Cowtipper]

His 0.5 WAR with the Mets this year has brought his career WAR up to ...

0.1.

[Radar]

Alonzo needs to sit a game and try to reset. He looks lost.

[Cowtipper]

The reality is Alonso is a large, high-strikeout, high-power, low-average guy. They shine bright for a few years, then they collapse. Which is why you never see those .230 guys who are "on pace" for 500 home runs at 28 never actually get there, because they totally fall apart.

Alonso's demise is inevitable...but hopefully this isn't it.

[metirish]

Omg, the poor workout guy that can't open the water bottle will never live this down

[Edgy MD]

Some kind of slide by Rosario.