Hank²!!
Hank²!!
Meet the Mets' newest minor league free agent!
- whippoorwill
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Re: Hank²!!
Hahaha love the thread title
Re: Hank²!!
I think it should be Hank ll instead of Hank², no?
Hank squared = Hank. (1 X 1= !)
Hank squared = Hank. (1 X 1= !)
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- batmagadanleadoff
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Re: Hank²!!
Of course it makes no sense, it's nonsensical.
In the meantime, we need someone to IGT-up in the next 1:03 mins...
In the meantime, we need someone to IGT-up in the next 1:03 mins...
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- Frayed Knot
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Re: Hank²!!
He's Hen-er-y the Second he is
Hen-er-y the Second he is he is
He was property of the Padres before
but he allowed too many runs to score
So then the Mets signed old Hen-er-y (Hen-er-y)
Assigning him to Bingo if they can.
He's the one named twice called Hen-er-y
Hen-er-y times two is the man, the man
Henry times two is our plan
Hen-er-y the Second he is he is
He was property of the Padres before
but he allowed too many runs to score
So then the Mets signed old Hen-er-y (Hen-er-y)
Assigning him to Bingo if they can.
He's the one named twice called Hen-er-y
Hen-er-y times two is the man, the man
Henry times two is our plan
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Re: Hank²!!
It's been too long without parodies.
- Frayed Knot
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Re: Hank²!!
Closest comps are unfortunately reported to be Duran Duran and Sirhan Sirhan.
Re: Hank²!!
There's currently a Jose Jose in the Mexican League who has been around forever, having also played in the D-Backs and Marlins systems.
https://www.baseball-reference.com/regi ... se--001jos
https://www.baseball-reference.com/regi ... se--001jos
- Frayed Knot
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Re: Hank²!!
He's the man who thought he was a woman, right?
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Re: Hank²!!
Hot Hank² news has arrived! After only a single (perfect) inning for St. Lucie, HH has been promoted to Brookyn!
- Johnny Lunchbucket
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Re: Hank²!!
I say we trade this guy for Jennry Jennry
- batmagadanleadoff
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Re: Hank²!!
The actress who played Gene Wilder's girlfriend in Bonnie and Clyde is named Evans Evans.
Re: Hank²!!
An exponential amount of bad news today, as Hank² was one of 11 (further) minor-eaguers cut loose like a whole load of deuces.