IGT, OPENING DAY, 2024-03-28! (Now 2024-03-29!)

[kcmets]

The Brewers cub scout caps need to be mocked today.

Have at it.

[Fman99]

Let's get Jose some run support. Still just the one hit thus far

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Laybuhuhs Local 731. Feel the powa.

[Edgy MD]

Gary Sanchez is the only Brewer in the lineup today who has ever received a Metly paycheck but Trevor Megill comes with Metly DNA.

Rick Sweet is managing the AAA Nashville Sounds.

[Edgy MD]

Kind of a stinky run that I hope isn't the difference.

[Edgy MD]

Smith throwing his slider for strikes is good Smith.

[Fman99]

Mookie looks and sounds great. Plus I'm happy that he was able to help Ralph Macchio understand what blues guitar playing was really all about.

[Edgy MD]

[Edgy MD]

Alfonso Marquez has been showing how it's done behind home plate today.

[Edgy MD]

Might be a good time to investigate the options for offense.

[Edgy MD]

Looks like we shoulda stuck with Smith against the Cub Scouts.

[Edgy MD]

Thanks for pulling Peralta.

[ashie62]

Pete first pitch swinging with a guy on down two

[Edgy MD]

Yeah, Pete kind of bonered up that inning chasing the first pitch after the leadoff walk.

[ashie62]

It's the Tonkin Gulf resolution

[Fman99]

Rhys Hoskins, not a Phillie, but still a shitass

[Edgy MD]

You can't un-Phillie Rhys Hoskins.

[Edgy MD]

Right or wrong, Rhys would do good to shut up and let his game speak for him.

[Edgy MD]

Six more outs, Mets. Show me some fire.

[Fman99]

That's it, keep trying to hit homers, guys. It'll work any time now. <sigh>

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I don't have the feeling these guys are about to bust out

[MFS62]

Same shitty approach as past years. They deserved to be no-hit.
Later

[ashie62]

Catatonic effort

[Edgy MD]

Well, the MVP was whoever positioned the Brewer defense. Always in the right place, and always making the plays.

Alonso chasing the pitch against Megill for a popup was kind of our last best chance.

PotG for the Mets is Kassie Harrelson.

[metirish]

Didn't see it, one hit?