Important Adrian Houser FACTS:
- I'm a member of Cherokee Nation!!
- The year before I was born, the Mets drafted my uncle Jim Knott to pitch for them!!
- I've got a career ERA of EXACTLY 4.00. You can go ahead and call me mediocre, but the truth is that I'm AGGRESSIVELY mediocre. I own it!! That doesn't stop me from giving my all.